Johnn Four
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 Posted: Wednesday, 25 February 2004 10:16PM |
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The Easter bunny has hopped over to the BioWare Game Secrets section and laid some new easter eggs! For Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic gamers, check out the hole in Jolee’s Saucy Suspender Socks. For Neverwinter Nights fans, BioWare demonstrates its nerdiness with the Pearl of Bashing.
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Andrew Gardner
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Posted: Wednesday, 25 February 2004 11:32PM |
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Although I may come first on the A to Z list of huge nerds, I accept no blame for putting the Pearl of Bashing "joke" in the game. |
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Georg Zoeller
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Joined: 27 May 2003
From: Austin, TX |
Posted: Wednesday, 25 February 2004 11:33PM |
I would like to extend the blame to "HotU master nerd" Brent Knowles - the creator of the infernal bridge control.
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Talrias
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Posted: Wednesday, 25 February 2004 11:46PM |
This has to be the worst joke ever! 
Chris
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Jay Watamaniuk
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From: Edmonton, Alberta |
Posted: Thursday, 26 February 2004 12:49AM |
No actually this is the worst joke ever:
First Guy: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Second Guy: I don't know- why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
First guy: Because it was dead.
Second Guy: Ah. |
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Andromeda Starfire
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Posted: Thursday, 26 February 2004 01:40AM |
No, this is the worst joke ever:
What do you get when you divide the circumfrence of an igloo by its diameter?
Eskimo Pi
As for your perl of BSHing, that's a long way to go for that joke. 
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Arjento
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Posted: Thursday, 26 February 2004 02:00AM |
Geeks!  |
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no you ain't gonna kill me
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Posted: Thursday, 26 February 2004 09:37AM |
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*Notices some tumbleweed passing by after reading the joke* |
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JanneM
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Posted: Thursday, 26 February 2004 01:24PM |
Worst joke?
In the bayous of Louisiana, there is a small river called the Dirac. Many wealthy people have their mansions near its mouth. One of the social leaders decided to have a grand ball. Being a cousin of the Governor, she arranged for a detachment of the state militia to serve as guards and traffic directors for the big doings. A captain was sent over with a small company; naturally he asked if there was enough room for him and his unit. The social leader replied, "But of course, Captain! It is well known that the Dirac delta function has unit area."
And yes, I really liked that Pearl of Bashing thing as well; I'll probably have to get the HotU expansion now...
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lisakes
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Posted: Friday, 27 February 2004 12:53AM |
Quote: Posted 02/26/04 02:00:42 (GMT) by Arjento Geeks!
This geeky enough for ya? 
01000001 01101100 01101100
01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010
01100010 01100001 01110011 01100101
01100001 01110010 01100101
01100010 01100101 01101100 01101111 01101110 01100111
01110100 01101111
01110101 01110011
I tried to keep it nice & neat for easier reading. This may also rank up there with "worst joke/goof ever"
The scary part is there might be a couple geeks here that CAN read this! 
Sure hope there are no typos here. That could really screw the pooch hehehe |
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Sir Karl
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Posted: Friday, 27 February 2004 10:57AM |
Uhm, where can i find this pearl of bashing  |
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Flitcraft
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Posted: Friday, 27 February 2004 05:53PM |
Quote: Posted 02/27/04 00:53:37 (GMT) by lisakes The scary part is there might be a couple geeks here that CAN read this!
There are.
I would have preferred hex EBCDIC though. It's better suited to confer the subtle nuances of the joke. |
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lisakes
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Posted: Saturday, 28 February 2004 03:31PM |
Quote: Posted 02/27/04 17:53:17 (GMT) by Flitcraft Quote: Posted 02/27/04 00:53:37 (GMT) by lisakes The scary part is there might be a couple geeks here that CAN read this!
There are. I would have preferred hex EBCDIC though. It's better suited to confer the subtle nuances of the joke.
Sorry bout that....I actually thought about putting hex in there too but as long as you get it, eh? |
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spartacus_22
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Posted: Sunday, 29 February 2004 02:29AM |
you want the worst joke ever?
What is brown and sticky?
A stick.
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Grimrider
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Posted: Monday, 01 March 2004 12:30PM |
A priest, a rabbi, and a nun walked into a bar...
...the priest got a concussion, but the other two got off with just a few scrapes and bumps on the head.
How's that?
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